Out of the Mouths of Babes

Teacher Colleen: "Here, let me help you..."
Child: "No, let me help myself."

Child: "I like a baby in my tummy-mommy, so I can have a tiny little baby."
Teacher Colleen: "Me too." I said. "Me too."

On the Playground....
He came over to me and kissed me on the butt. "You're the nicest girl in the whole world." He said adoringly. I think he would have kissed me on the face, by my butt was eye level and I guess that was good enough...

At Christmas:
Child: "Hey Teachur!" She exclaimed. "I pooped like a candy-cane!"

While putting on coats:
One little girl to another: "God died and He's in our hearts now."

While doing Art:
Child to Child: "Where do you live?"
Response: "In my house, next to grass."