Head Gear

You know, I once went to pick up my sister from the airport with a very large brown paper bag over my head with two holes cut out for my eyes. I walked around all of Newark International Airport like that as I dragged my friend Matt along with me. The more I tried to embarrass him though, the more he just went with it. He really could have been wearing that T-shirt that says "I'm With Stupid" and it would have been very appropriate. This was all back before 9/11 so I was able to get away with being an idiot at the airport and not get arrested.

Now though, I'm sure I would at least get a warning for some such tomfoolery if I pulled a stunt like that. However when I saw this picture today I really began to enjoy the idea of wearing this "hat" to the airport next time I need to pick someone up. I mean, they can't arrest me because they can see my face, right? I'll just look like a big dumb idiot and get lots of people to laugh, which is the whole point.

Then again, I wrote a poem about a girl who had a pumpkin for a head once. So maybe I'll just try that...but now I bet you're wondering if I'm actually serious and I guess I am too. I'll guess we'll have to wait and see.

Baby Steps

Soooooo, the other day a certain kind gentleman asked me to join him for a late afternoon sail.
He came to pick me up.
There was no one else in the car.
It went splashingly well.
Hmmmmmmm :)