This is getting ridiculous. Today was one of the first really warm and lush days of Spring and if you'll recall from my old blog, I'm about to tally my fair share of goofballs.
Why do men look out the side window to see who is next to them and women don't?
Why do men act like idiots trying to get your attention when they are in the car and know that in one minute you're just going to take off anyway?
Maybe they don't have the courage to simply talk to women in real life. I don't know...
But this morning I was minding my own business at the intersection when a dude in a swanky black BMW pulls up next to me with his window down and is making all these weird motions to me out of the corner of my eye and wanting my attention.
"Oh please." I thought. "Really?" I'm sure he would never do that if it were any place else other than at the light.
I do not have the name Kobe Beef written across my forehead, but you sir definitely have the name Chicken written across yours.
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Monday, November 3, 2008
Is It??
Ironic that every Christmas Eve my family is always fighting with each other about getting into the car on time to get to my cousins house? So much for love and happiness!
Ironic that when I want to be left alone, everyone seems to want my attention?
Ironic that when I want to be around people, everyone is already busy?
Ironic that I said I would never love my mother's rabbit because I thought the purchase of her was stupid. Now when I go home to visit I always look forward to snuggle time with the "Fatso" bunny?
Ironic that I was always below average in English Comprehension all throughout growing up and now I want to be a writer?
Ironic that whenever I'm late, that always seems to be the perfect time to learn patience with slow drivers?
Ironic that once as a teenager I made fun of my Dad when he asked me to "drive careful" and I successfully managed to total the car that very same night?
Ironic that one April Fool's Day I told my best friend I was moving to England. Then 10 months later we actually were and I couldn't get her to believe me?
Ironic that I once wore a chicken costume as a joke for a friend and when I told my mother what I did, she had already done that as a girl?
Ironic that when I want to be left alone, everyone seems to want my attention?
Ironic that when I want to be around people, everyone is already busy?
Ironic that I said I would never love my mother's rabbit because I thought the purchase of her was stupid. Now when I go home to visit I always look forward to snuggle time with the "Fatso" bunny?
Ironic that I was always below average in English Comprehension all throughout growing up and now I want to be a writer?
Ironic that whenever I'm late, that always seems to be the perfect time to learn patience with slow drivers?
Ironic that once as a teenager I made fun of my Dad when he asked me to "drive careful" and I successfully managed to total the car that very same night?
Ironic that one April Fool's Day I told my best friend I was moving to England. Then 10 months later we actually were and I couldn't get her to believe me?
Ironic that I once wore a chicken costume as a joke for a friend and when I told my mother what I did, she had already done that as a girl?
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