Sunday, September 13, 2009

Head Gear

You know, I once went to pick up my sister from the airport with a very large brown paper bag over my head with two holes cut out for my eyes. I walked around all of Newark International Airport like that as I dragged my friend Matt along with me. The more I tried to embarrass him though, the more he just went with it. He really could have been wearing that T-shirt that says "I'm With Stupid" and it would have been very appropriate. This was all back before 9/11 so I was able to get away with being an idiot at the airport and not get arrested.

Now though, I'm sure I would at least get a warning for some such tomfoolery if I pulled a stunt like that. However when I saw this picture today I really began to enjoy the idea of wearing this "hat" to the airport next time I need to pick someone up. I mean, they can't arrest me because they can see my face, right? I'll just look like a big dumb idiot and get lots of people to laugh, which is the whole point.

Then again, I wrote a poem about a girl who had a pumpkin for a head once. So maybe I'll just try that...but now I bet you're wondering if I'm actually serious and I guess I am too. I'll guess we'll have to wait and see.

3 comments:

3GKnight said...

That pic is hilarious, but I'm really wondering if your sister recognized you in that paper bag...

~**Dawn**~ said...

Just be sure someone is there with a camera. ;-)

Colleen said...

3GK- No, my sister did not recognize me. I followed her out of the terminal not saying anything and totally weirded her out. The she recognized my friend and realized it was me.

Dawn- Will do!