"I've lived enough crazy for two lifetimes." She said "And I'm only 32!"
"What does that mean?" He asked.
"It means that the insanity in my life is so intense, I'm thinking of wearing a helmet everywhere I go from now on. So whether I hit a wall, or someone is hurling insults at me, it won't matter because my helmet is so ugly and big, people will have to start laughing. I will be know as "The-Girl-With-the-Helmet-Head." And maybe I will receive critical acclaim for the guts that I have for sporting such an ugly Sputnik on my head."
Or maybe I'll just go for this...