Disclaimer

Dear Future Husband,

I don't even know if you exist as the Lord has never made marriage clear to me. However, if you do exist and you ever come across this blog and this post in particular then I want to apologize now for any quirky or possibly clueless things I might say to you when we meet. I'm not very good at picking up on man-clues (physical or verbal) and I tend to say the wrong things by accident. I also tend to be oblivious when men (such as yourself) are trying to make an effort so I end up blowing it because I'm never paying attention.

So if you ever read this, just be *very patient* with me. I tend to be a little clueless in the preliminaries so sometimes obvious clues, or bluntness from you will be very helpful.

That is all. :)