My roommate is at the kitchen counter on her laptop.
I am on the couch on my laptop.
We are not talking to each other.
I thought to myself, "If we weren't on our computers we'd probably be talking to each other right now."
Then I decided to ask her the question I was just thinking in my head.
"No." She said. "If I wasn't on the computer, I'd be in bed."
"Oh." I thought.
Well...so much for relationships.